I am back :-)

it been quite sometimes i update my blog …feeling bit guilty to.

as tho i have been abandon somebody.

as usual life have been busy between work, home, class and kids.

just finish the mid term exam and found that it is really  difficult compared to last sem.

promised, will write again soon.

father and son

Daddy…………..it hurts

“Daddy……it hurts”

HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris ,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have m ade ,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong,
I can’t speak at all,
Or else I’m locked up,
All day long.

When I’m awake,
I’m all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren’t home.

When my Mom does come home,
I’ll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie’s bar

I hear him curse,
My name is called ,
I press myself,
Against the wall.

I try to hide,
From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now,
I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door.

He’s already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.


‘I’m sorry!’, I scream,
But it’s now much to late,
His face has been twisted,
Into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!

And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris ,
I am three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

And you can help,
Sickens me to the soul,
If you read this,
And don’t pass it on.


I pray for your forgiveness,
You would have to be,
One heartless person,
Not to be affected,
By this Poem.

And because you ARE affected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do,
Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as ‘Daddy … It hurts’

THE NEXT SENTENCE STOPS GOOD INFORMATION
If you do not send this to everyone you know
Then you obviously don’t care about child abuse.

At first I thought this was just a chain letter
And I wasn’t going to send it either,
But now I realize that this is an important situation.

At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!


Management Review Meeting…

I was in Melaka Mall for the whole day, listening to all departments with issues raised for year 2009.

so what do we talk about and below are the samples of issues raised by each departments

  • Quality Policy : Statement by the chairman that the Quality Policy of the Institution is still relevant ( unless changes are required, and if so state the changes made to the policy).
  • Circulars: Any major decision made via circulars / meetings by higher authorities  that could affect the system.
  • Policies: Statement of any changes to policies.
  • Quality Indicators
    • Summary of achievement of indicators.
      • Can include decisions taken to facilitate the achievement of indicators.
  • Statement regarding indicators to be reviewed or maintained.
  • Follow up Action from previous MRM
    • If any
  • Follow up Action from previous Internal Audit
    • All NCRs/CARs closed?

Note: It is good to have all NCRs closed before the MRM. However, some issues and recommendations raised by the auditors may be related to the policies that are in place. The top management can decide to overrule the recommendation unless it directly involves the ISO Management System requirements.

  • Analysis of NCRs – a summary to be presented by MR/CIA. This analysis is preferably done earlier to determine trends. Identify weaknesses in the system and suggest possible change / remedial mechanisms.
  • Ratification of amendments to procedures
    • Any amendments made to procedures at the Internal Audit or otherwise should be ratified here.
  • Realization of Customer Needs
    • Analysis of Customer complaints
    • Analysis of Customer surveys
  • Corrective and Preventive Action
    • Based on customer complaints, customer surveys and incident reporting (if instituted)
  • Continuous Improvement:
    • Decisions taken for continuous improvement of the management system.
  • Other Quality Issues:
    • Eg. Identification of training needs, Performance assessment of suppliers.

My cili padi…..don’t play play

 

 

 

 

 

 

jackie chan jual ikan kat Singapore!!

 

Look, it’s ‘Jackie’ selling fish in Singapore
 
A FISHMONGER in Singapore has been enjoying good business because he looks like popular actor Jackie Chan, reported China Press .
Zhang Sui Xing, 48, who has been selling fish at a market in Empress Road for more than 20 years, has women coming to his stall because he resembles the actor.
“Many customers call me Jackie Chan and also refer others to buy from me. My stall has also ended up being called the ‘Jackie Chan’ stall,” he said.
A customer said many people knew Zhang because he had 90% of Chan’s looks, with his big nose, hairstyle and muscles.
Zhang said he had not met Chan in person but had watched all of his movies.
He had also acted in the Singaporean movie, I not stupid , playing the role of Chan.
“Many people have also asked for my autograph. When I said I am not Chan, they ask whether I am Chan’s brother and insist on my autograph,” he said.
Zhang also enjoys discounts because of his looks and sales assistants allow him to cut queues in order to take a closer look at him.

What Most Women want in a Man…

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3….. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9.. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)



1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Wants to talk to me.
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Loves to go for drives
10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

 

 

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10….. Shaves most weekends

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

 



1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

 

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

 

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

 

 


1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

 

Life is Big Joke…So Anticipate & Laugh it Out Loud…
 

 
 

 
 

 

I need to laugh . . . . and so do yOu

  

Sardar : My mobile bill how much?

Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.

 

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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar : Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

 

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar : ZEBRA

Teacher : How?

Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White

 

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Judge : Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?

 

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Question  : “Should Women have Children after 35?”

Smart Sardar Replied : “No!

35 Children R More than Enough!!”

 

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager : Do U know MS Office?

Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.

 

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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”

Sardarji replied: “I Mr YOU” !!.

 

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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s

Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

“Torch is okay”

 

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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

 

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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay …. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay

… Bombay “

Air hostess said : “B silent.”

Sardar : “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”

 

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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”

Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…! !!

 

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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE 

 

continuation of not having a maid……

took my little girl to see the pediatrician. she is been having cough and cold for the last 3 weeks and not been getting better.

for the last 2 nite she have been kicking me in her sleep and i know she is uncomfortable with the cough and flu.

she have no fever, lung clear and active so doctor was saying most probably is the environment….meaning  the day spent in the nursery with many kids maybe along the ways she may have caught the bugs.

doctor give the option, that maybe i should take her out from nursery.

gosh,,,i can’t , it is so difficult to get maids nowadays.

what should i do ?

Belive it or not……

 

Di Kg Toradja (Indonesi) terdapat satu ilmu yg luar biasa dimana mereka boleh menjadikan mayat berjalan pulang ke rumah sendiri. kejadian berlaku disebuah daerah pendalaman Indonesia yg berbukit bukau. Jika ada kematian di kg Toradja maka mayat itu akan diberi kuasa hipnotisme supaya simati boleh pulang berjalan kaki dan hanya berhenti bila sampai dirumahnya. kuasa ini dibuat supaya tidak menyusahkan orang kg dari mengurus mayat tersebut.

 

Look at picture first, then read!!!!!

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These are signs in Japanese metro trains,

‘Priority seats for …………….’,

From left to right:


1.  Person with injured arm


2. Person holding a child


3. Pregnant woman


4. Person with injured leg

Ha ! Not what U thought !!!

Advanced Manufacturing Services Management

What  do i know about this subject ………Greek and here i am obediently sitting and listening to my lecturer…..

Still thinking how to link them into nursing…..

Any Idea

Mummy out there……come and attend

Back To Class

Back To Class after 2 week break…

Will be routine for the next 3 month.

And i do hope that i will really enjoy myself by learning new things that i can apply to work.

for the next 3 months i can dress up to attend class rather to be on uniform at all times


nicole birthday party

Celebrated nicole birthday last week at McDonald Melaka

Nicole dad, my only brother

Nicole birthday cake bake by my sister, who is crazy with baking at the moments

After makan we adjourned to the Fun Fair which is just next to Mc Donald.

My 3rd son Adam and Natasha

bumper car ride . the boys enjoy the ride

special rempah ayam goreng…..

interested please contact me…….


will deliver to you….provided you are from Malacca


special ingredients  (secret)

sizzling in hot oils

ready to be served

try it and you will never regret